MAYBE IF I'D BEEN BLIND IN 1 EYE

FBI Must Revive Special Agent Job Offer To Applicant Blind in One Eye, EEOC Rules
http://www.bna.com/fbi-must-revive-special-agent-job-offer-to-applicant-blind-in-one-eye-eeoc-rules/

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/oak-creek-man-wins-discrimination-case-against-fbi-b9970879z1-218706531.html

MAYBE IF I'D BEEN OLDER

EEOC Sues Maui County Police Department for Age Discrimination

http://www.jdsupra.com/post/documentViewer.aspx?fid=b49e8b99-d658-4cfe-9965-13e80f549f56

MAYBE IF I'D BEEN INFERTILE

Local retailer to pay for alleged pregnancy discrimination:

http://www.khon2.com/news/local-retailer-to-pay-for-alleged-pregnancy-discrimination

MAYBE IF I'D WORKED ON THE FARM

EEOC settles discrimination claims against five Hawaii farms

http://www.bizjournals.com/pacific/news/2013/11/15/eeoc-settles-discrimination-claims.html?ana=e_du_pub&s=article_du&ed=2013-11-15

MAYBE IF I HAD BEEN GROPED

Panda Express Agrees to Early Settlement with EEOC to Resolve Sexual Harassment Suit http://www1.eeoc.gov/eeoc/newsroom/release/5-29-13a.cfm

MAYBE, HAD IT BEEN SEXIER

Women accuse Senor Frog's of sexual harassment  http://bit.ly/REGd2u

Maybe if I had been sexier.

MAYBE IF I'D BEEN A LAWYER

Kauai County in Hawaii Settles EEOC Race Harassment Case for $120,000  http://bit.ly/SraxTZ
"It typically takes a claim a year or two to make it's way through the system"